epic4chan:

GOD DAMMIT  画

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dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

Your dad read everything before you did and he had the pants granite inducing collection of first editions to prove it. This oxford clad Kerouac consumed language with a ferocity only rivaled by Merriam-Webster. The written word was an obsession and his free hours were spent getting copiously intoxicated off the eloquent arrangements of literary demigods.

So hipsters, next time you’re quoting a Palahniuk passage from your Urban Outfitters library, remember this…

Your dad read it first and he summoned those poetically penned prose to wobble women’s knees.

P.S. How can you hipsters call yourself intellectuals when your actions help breed the biggest bastard children known to the English language, text speak and emoticons. You pricks.

Awesome dad photo submitted by Communistdaughters on Tumblr. Thank you.

tigerhernandez:

Captain America

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ilivewithoutapulse:

Is this real life? Brrrm.

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howlingatthemoons:

Our friend ordered a pizza from Dominoes and in the special request box he asked them to draw a wolf. This is what he got. It says “sorry we’re just pizza artists :)”. Amazing doesn’t even begin to cover it